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He looked different in that short, showing a prototype version of him. He got a new one in " Black Widower ", presumably the one voided in " Selma's Choice ", which listed his year of birth as Hans Moleman may have been a food proprietor, or at the very least was willing to participate in the A Taste of Springfield event, as he had a stand called "Hans Moleman's Gruel.

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Kearney: Okay, I want a nice clean prom. Hans Moleman first appeared in the Tracy Ullman short " Scary Movie " without glasses sleeping in the cinema, but wakes up when Bart screams. He has some jobs such as a mailman and a janitor in the episode where Homer gets good luck.

From The Simpsons, Season 16 Episode 15, "Future-Drama". The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who. It is unknown how long he attended the school and whether he gained any credits. His original driver license, which said he was born inwas voided in " Principal Charming ".

(Bart and Lisa are teasing each other in the street about their romantic prospects) Bart: Oh yeah? votes, 34 comments. He was silent then. Bart: No, you're gay for Moleman! There is a running gag in the series of him getting killed by various accidents, yet returning unharmed and alive later on.

He was officially introduced as a speaking, unlucky character in the episode " Principal Charming "; however, his driver's license listed his name as "Ralph Melish". Hans was once mistaken for Bart and accidentally had his brain "re-programmed" Homer and Marge had hired a cult re-programmer, hoping to convince Bart to move out of Mr.

Burns' mansion and back in with themapparently leading him to believe he is the son of Homer and Marge. Remember, stim kills! He has cataracts and is almost entirely blind which has severely impaired his ability to read and drive, which is why he always fails his vision test at the DMV.

He carries a brown cane with him everywhere, which was once shown to contain a hidden sword. However, this stand ended up blown up by Homer in a failed assassination attempt against the latter involving a poisoned eclair, with the resulting explosion being potent enough to leave a smoking crater behind though Moleman himself survived, albeit covered with gruel, promptly participating in a massing and resulting beatdown of Homer afterward partly as a response to his destroyed gruel stand.

Like most of Springfield's residents, Hans Moleman is of the Protestant Christian faith and is frequently seen at church. Simpsons Wiki.

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Hans Moleman also known as Ralph Melishborn August 2 is a mole-like man with extremely bad luck. (They start wrestling) Hans Moleman: (sadly) No one's gay for Moleman. Hans Moleman once attended Springfield University for a short time, only so that he could have somewhere to sit.

Otherwise, enjoy this wiki! Simpsons TV Show. Lisa: You're gay for Moleman! K subscribers in the TheSimpsons community. Homer once stumbled across Hans Moleman as the leader of a race of Mole People in an underground fortress complete with earthquake machines.

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